I’ve a damn good nose.
Or so I think..
Having always been
utterly obsessed by the scent of things and places, I imagine that given the
chance, I could be a perfumer. This is a dream shared by so many of us,
especially after the BBC televised a three part series about the industry
several years ago. One episode in particular was enthralling, as Jean Claude
Elena was shadowed at work with his fortunate apprentices. No one could forget
the sight of this strikingly handsome fellow with his nose pressed to the metallic
edge of his patio doors, inhaling deeply and speaking of the conceptual scent
of ‘cold and smooth’ in his mellifluous French accent.
JCE at work, sniffing an asthma inhaler?
When researching my
article ‘The Scent of British Spirit Part 3’ (click here to read it), I
encountered Sarah McCartney of 4160 Tuesdays. As a more or less self taught
perfumer, Sarah creates a splendid range of quirky but wearable niche
fragrances that prove that you don’t need an extraordinary amount of scientific
knowledge or years as an apprentice churning out flavours for laundry
detergents, to create a fragrant delight.
Think about your
existing knowledge, if you’ve been using Fragrantica and Basenotes for years
you’ll already know many of the notes that form the top to base structure of a
perfume. If you use aromatherapy essential oils at home you’ll have experience
of which fragrances blend together harmoniously. The experience of years of
sample smelling will have taught you what works and what doesn’t, both in terms
of personal taste and generic success.
If we assume that we
have a little talent, what we are really only lacking is access to the enormous
range of ingredients that make up the ‘perfumer’s organ’ (which appeals
enormously to my puerile sense of humour..), the masses of money that pays for
endless revisions to our experiments and minutely accurate scientific measuring
equipment. There is no way around any of these immense problems so we’ll just
have to accept it and try to make something less complex than the
professionals.
So, I’ve decided to
have a go at making my own scent. As I’m hugely impatient, slapdash and overly
optimistic, this could be a pit-falled adventure. It’s already gone dreadfully
wrong with the spillage of a little aldehyde C11 on my fingers, queue copious
gagging at the extraordinarily tenacious scent of undiluted plasticky whiffed
torment!
I’ll be updating you
about this adventure roughly once a fortnight as the experiment progress, but
for now here’s how I’ve started:
1) Last year I bought a tiny bottle of
Agmark Mysore sandalwood essential oil and a bottle of perfumer’s alcohol. I
used it to make a pure ‘authentic’ sandalwood scent. This arose out of
discussions about the death of ‘real, i.e. Mysore’ sandalwood in perfumery. Priced
out of possibility, manufacturers began to replace it with cheaper species from
Australia. The blend was magnificent and possessed all the creamy, unctuous,
softly wooded qualities that I remembered in Sandalwood scents of years ago. It
felt like meditation in a bottle and fuelled my enthusiasm to create more.
2) A few weeks ago I ordered a plentiful
wodge of essential oils and absolutes from Neat Wholesale (see listing and link
under the ‘shopping tips’ page). I couldn’t afford to buy any expensive florals
(though I’d loved to have tried their Champaca and undiluted Rose and Neroli)
so I stuck to a few that I have used and loved before such as Rose Geranium and
Rosewood and a few small quantities of things I’ve never smelt before such
Roasted Coffee and White birch. The sensation of smelling their Lavender
Absolute (the purest concentration of Lavender) was extraordinary. This bright
emerald green liquid contains so very many notes within itself that it was a
stand alone perfume, lavender bright with a musky, mossy warm undertone that
I’ve smelt in By Kilian’s Taste of Heaven and Caron’s Pour un Homme.
Some of my little bottles of EOs from Neat
3) I also made an
order for synthetics with Plush Folly (again see the shopping tips page) who
specialise in ingredients for making perfumes, candles, cosmetics etc. I
ordered three types of aldehyde, a sample pack of animalic notes, some ISO e
Super (of eccentric molecules fame), a musky ambrettia base and some perfumer’s
alcohol. The box arrived at my work address and upon opening, stank out our tiny
office. It obviously provoked disparaging glances and wrinkled noses from my
co-workers as I ran to open the window. I think a little of the aforementioned
Aldehyde C11 might have leaked. It wasn’t pleasant.
Tiny curious bottles of Plush Folly's synthetics
Upon arriving home, I
started to mix small amounts of the synthetics with perfumer’s alcohol, to
enable me to smell then without overpowering my olfactory sensors. The most
exciting of these ingredients were the two musks – Castoreum and Civet. I
handed them to my partner for his thought’s.
“This is civet, what
can you smell?”
“It’s piss. Defintely
piss, and erm.. that one we smelt in Selfridges, the brown one”
“The Francis Kurkdijan?
Absolue Pour Le Soir?”
“Yup, think so”
“This is castoreum,
what can you smell here?”
“Piss, piss and
cowpats”
It was a fairly
accurate description of the notorious ‘skank’ note that we enthuse over in it’s
purest form. This maybe a revolting association but I imagine that either of
these notes would beef up a soppy floral or add some quirk to a strong oriental
base. I was impressed.
I was also mightily
impressed by the Ambrettia base. My curiosity for this ingredient was sparked
by my love of the ambrette note (derived from a plant called the musk mallow)
that appears in my beloved Annick Goutal’s Musc Nomade. In actuality, the
Ambrettia potion is both enlivening (bright, optimistic, sparkly, slightly
floral) and grounding (depth, strength, powder). I’m looking forward to making
something with a ‘vintage’ feel with this one.
Of the aldehydes,
numbers one and two were marvellous, projecting an airy bright opulence, each
with a distinct character. I imagine that these will ‘lift’ compositions beautifully
if used sparingly. Aldehyde C11 upset my sensibilities so much that it went
immediately in the bin, double bagged for the safety of never smelling again. I
surprised myself in that I can cope with the smell of, in Andy’s words ‘piss’,
but can’t cope with the smell of ‘plasticky ironing’.
4) I’ve made a beginning
with the bases of two scents. The first (a coffee and woods combo) smells so
good that for now, I’m keeping it a secret (sorry!). I’ll be splitting the base
and fiddling with top notes over the next few days.
In the making of the
second scent I’ll be revealing every step and ingredient in upcoming posts here
at Odiferess, telling you of the successes and failures that will make this either
a good quality, wearable scent or complete bin fodder. We’ll see..
Make sure you check
back in regularly over the next few months to follow my adventure.
I love Musc Nomade, so please do tinker away with the Ambrettia base! And it sounds as though your in-house QA assistant has a good nose. Mr Bonkers used to dismiss almost everything I made him smell as 'craft shop', a reference to that general fug of pot pourri and Yankee candle. If he was really impressed by a perfume, he'd modify this to: 'craft shop with the window open'.
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of 'craft shop with window open!'. Yes, Mr Odiferess does has a good nose, identifying a note of 'newly opened box of trainers' in relation to Chopard's Casmir. I thought it was rather clever.
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